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Top Ten Signs that the World is Going to End in the Next 3 to 5 Years

Posted on May 7, 2014

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10) Polar Ice Caps Are Starting to Melt



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9) It says so in Revelations, if you look really, really closely.


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8)  We just had that Blood Moon thing


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7)  The Mayan Calendar predicted the world would end on December 31, 2012, and everybody knows that Mayans are late to everything.


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6)  That Kim Jung Un is one crazy mo-fo


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5)  No society that has NCIS as its number one television show can long survive


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4)  One Word:  Meteor Shower.  Well actually, that’s two words, but you get my point.


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3)  Justin Bieber.  Need I say more.


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2)  It’s the one thing that the Catholic-Bashing evangelical preacher John Hagee and the environmental evangelist Al Gore agree on.


And the number one sign that the world is going to end in the next three to five year:


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1)  Winter is Coming



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